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“Energy Worker Mistakes Cloud for Portal—Finds Peace Instead of Passport”
🧵 Full Story (Mystical Satire)
In the quiet hours before dawn, a traveling energy worker paused beneath a swirling cloud formation that shimmered with moonlight. Mistaking it for a celestial gateway, she reached out, hoping to step into another realm.
Instead of teleportation, she was met with a gentle breeze and a sudden sense of calm. “I didn’t get a passport,” she laughed, “but I did get peace.”
Locals say the cloud lingered longer than usual, casting soft spirals of light across the hills. Some believe it was a portal after all—just one that opens inward.
The healer now offers “Cloud Sessions” to help others reconnect with their inner sky.
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