๐ Headline: “Energy Worker Mistakes Cloud for Portal—Finds Peace Instead of Passport” ๐งต Full Story (Mystical Satire) In the quiet hours before dawn, a traveling energy worker paused beneath a swirling cloud formation that shimmered with moonlight. Mistaking it for a celestial gateway, she reached out, hoping to step into another realm. Instead of teleportation, she was met with a gentle breeze and a sudden sense of calm. “I didn’t get a passport,” she laughed, “but I did get peace.” Locals say the cloud lingered longer than usual, casting soft spirals of light across the hills. Some believe it was a portal after all—just one that opens inward. The healer now offers “Cloud Sessions” to help others reconnect with their inner sky. Hashtags: #MysticalMoments #EnergyWork #CloudMedicine #BenueMagic